a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
(via tonight-were-vip)
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
me and my friend were talking about sherlock, then benedict cumberbatch
then i said he looks like a cat
and i thought
benedict cumbercat
so i googled
(part1)
(Source: thranduilwhispers, via fallen-in-to-the-depths-of-hell)
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
(Source: jesuschristvevo, via fallen-in-to-the-depths-of-hell)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr