when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody would accept her but i really just didnt know what bisexual meant
if i had one dollar for every time i went directly to the on sale section of any store i could afford to shop in the normal section
what came first? the chicken or the dickhead?
how deep is too deep?
who wants to sleep in the city that never wakes up?
was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil?
do i wanna know?
Has it gone for good or is it coming back around?
how could such a creature survive in such a habitat?
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
go to vogue.co.uk and type (on your keyboard) up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and watch what happens when you keep pressing A
I’m laughing so hard right now I’m crying.
I could go for a hardcore makeout session right about now tbh