unexplainable desperation

"you're the entire universe and im not even a crack in the sidewalk"
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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

2 hours ago with 778,453 notes

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livin-inmy-mind:

this gif is perfect for everything

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"Go walk the dog"

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"We have a test next week"

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"stop rolling your eyes at me"

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"You cant just go around killing people willy-nilly"

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2 hours ago with 481 notes

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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2 hours ago with 470,973 notes

  • garrett: i've kidnapped liam
  • scott: MY SON

2 hours ago with 2,542 notes

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

3 hours ago with 100,931 notes